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Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya.
guess karo kyun le kar gaya?

aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi
k paper leage ho gaya. ha ha ha ha ha ha.

 Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......

 

 

 

 

SARDARNE 2 SARDR SARDAR G MAIN NE AJ PANE KO BEWAKOOF BANAYA SARDAR.WO KAISAY SARDARNE.
MAIN NE PANE GARAM KYA PER THANDAY SE NAHA LYA HA HA HA BABLOO

 

 

sardarji (raste se jate samay friend se ek chig dekhake):
are yar main ese kahi dekha hain
second sardarji:han main bhi ese kahi dekha hain
first sardarji(use sungh kar ):are yar yad aaraha hain.
second sardarji:ha muse bhi yad aa raha hain.
first saradarji:test leta hain aur kahata hain are yar yah
to gobar hain
huaa main es per pair nahi diya.

 

 

a grl in a wedding ceremony want 2 go 2 da toilet. she asked a sardar, sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.
sardar replied u naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao.

 

 

Someone new to sardarji ask him: Tumhara naam kya hai??
Sardar reply: muzhe tumhara naam kaise pata hoga??

 

 

Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............

 

 

Sardar when I sleeps, monkey play football in my dreams,
Dr. No Problem take this medicine b4 sleep,
Sardar kaal se longa, ajj raat final hay

 

 

Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon
dekhta rehta hay."Sardar"yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do."

4 hightech sardar inventions:---Waterproof towel ---Solar powered torch---Book on how to read ----Pedal powered wheel chair.


Why did sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess what---To avoid side effect!!!

Sardar ke bagiche me bahut pedh the.Sardar ne naukar se bola pedho ko pani dal.Naukar bola "sahib barish ho rahi hai".sardar : abe chatri le ke dal na".


Man:sardarji where were u born? sardarji: punjab. man: which part.Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai,whole body is born in punjab".


Lawyer to sardar: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke------
Sardar :yeh kya sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya ab fir gita pe haath.

Ek teacher ne sardar se puchha"akal badhi ya bhais "
Sardar bola "sir pehle date of birth to batao".

Sardar proposed to a girl.Girl said I'm 1year elder to u.
Sardar said "oye no problem soniyee I'll marry u next year".

Why was sardarji writing the exam near the door bcoz it was an entrance exam.


Banta's son ad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations for a swimming pool.
Banta: give him a glass of water.


Santa:I am a proud sardar, my son is in medical college.
Banta: really what is he studying?
santa: he is not studying they r studying him.

 



 



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